As a child, I wanted to become Mary Poppins, then I realized it was impossible: talking to robins is extremely difficult. I make a lot of typos but I like to think people, temporarily blinded, won't notice them. My laziness is legendary and - this will shock you - I don't like coffee. In life, humour is almost everything. The rest is humor.
I can't let you in, I'm sorry. That's one mistake I won't make twice.